Transcript:
Calvin: Allo? Eez thees der pooblic lahbrorry? Yah? I em beeg eemportant rezearcher oond I require Eenglish voolgar zynonyms for disgustink body vunktions, yah? Calvin: Allo? Allo? Hobbes: No luck? Calvin: Those librarians are a sharp bunch.
I read this in the voice of Boss Nass from Star Wars Episode 1 now. Which is depressing as it was such a horrible movie.