Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 16, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Hello, County Library? Yes, do you have any books on why girls are so weird? That's what I said. Or you might also try looking under "obnoxious." Are you serious?! You mean there's no research on this at all?? I'll bet the library just doesn't want anyone to know.
It’s a conspiracy, I tell you!