Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 04, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: If this is from a girl, we'll have to bury it real deep and disinfect my room. Hobbes: Hurry! Open it! Calvin: Ugh, what if it's some mushy poem written with a pink pen in loopy letters with the "I"s dotted with hearts?? I think I'd puke. No, it's cut and pasted letters from a magazine! Hobbes: Wow! No handwriting to trace! It says, "coded message to follow. A-1, B-2, etc. destroy this letter." Calvin: Hobbes, we're dealing with a pro!
This letter will self destruct.