Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 04, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all the opportunities you botched? Dad: If I were, you can bet I'd be re-evaluating my strategy. Calvin: Mom, dad keeps insulting me.
Dad’s never traveled through time or gone to Mars.