Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I only did an "average" job! I got 7% of the answers correct, and in today's society, doing something 75% rights is outstanding! If government and industry were 75% competent, we'd be ecstatic! I won't stand for this artificial standard of performance! I demand and "A" for this kind of work! I think it's really gross how she drinks Maalox straight from the bottle.
He’s so right. Kind of.