Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 08, 1993
Transcript:
Hobbes: I hate it when it's this windy. Calvin: You know what I hate? I hate when I'm talking and someone turns that conversation to himself. It's so rude! Why do they think I'm talking?! It's so they can hear about me! Who cares what they have to say! If I start a conversation, it should stay on the subject of me! I also hate it when people look at me all bug-eyed. Hobbes: That must happen a lot.
Now let me tell you about my day.