Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 31, 1993

Transcript:

Calvin: I'm not going to school any more. Mom: Oh? Calvin: Nope! I've decided to be a "hunter-gatherer" when I grow up! I'll be living naked in a tropical forest, subsisting on berries, grubs, and the occasional frog, and spending my free time grooming for lice! All the experts say it's bad parenting to squelch a kid's ambitions.