Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 02, 1993

Transcript:

Calvin: I know why dad got me that bike! He's trying to bump me off! He knows the bike will stop at nothing to kill me. Dad figures pretty soon I'll have my head through a tree trunk and he'll have some peace and quiet! I'm on to him! Hobbes: I suppose that's easier than sending you to camp and moving. Calvin: Well sure. What if the house didn't sell?