Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 14, 1994
Transcript:
Calvin: I wish I had amazing super powers. Dad: If yo work and study real hard for years and years, you could develop the powers yo already have. Calvin: Maybe I can find a radioactive meteorite that mutates me into a living liquid. Dad: Try to find one that mutates you into someone with a work ethic.
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