Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 30, 1995

Transcript:

Calvin: Who's our substitute teacher? Do you know? Susie Derkins (friend): Mr. Kneecapper. Oh no! Really? I heard he killed a kid last year! Susie Derkins (friend): What?! Calvin: Yeah, some kid was talking in class, so Mr. Kneecapper took him out in the hall and there were strange lumps in the cafeteria meatloaf that afternoon! Susie Derkins (friend): Ohh! Calvin: Wait till she sees what's on today's lunch menu.