Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 19, 1995
June 18, 1995
June 20, 1995
Transcript:
Dad: I cleaned and oiled your bicycle, Calvin. What do you say I take some time and help you learn how to ride it? Calvin: NO-O-O-O-O-O!! Dad: You're welcome. Calvin: Mom! Mom! Dad hates me!
The bike is out for him. Dad just helps the bike to get stronger so the bike can kill him so dad doesn’t have to worry about him.