Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 1995
Transcript:
Calvin: Art isn't about ideas. It's about style. The most crucial career decision is picking a good "ism" so everyone knows how to categorize you without understanding the work. Hobbes: You do goofy drawings on the sidewalk. Calvin: Right. I'm a suburban post-modernist. Hobbes: Aren't we all. Calvin: I was going to be a neo-deconstructivist but Mom wouldn't let me.
Personally, I chose aut-ism.