Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 30, 2009

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    In the discount bin of dollar store rejects.

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    margueritem  over 15 years ago

    That’s a hint designed to cause worry and consternation, and it’s working.

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    wolfbyte36  over 15 years ago

    This is great fun so Hobbes is playing this game for as long as he can or at lease until he gets bored of it.

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    txmystic  over 15 years ago

    The bigger question is what they traded to get Calvin…

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    txmystic  over 15 years ago

    Wait, i want to know what Calvin was going to say about how he thought his parents got him…i think at one time his dad said he was a “blue light special” at the K-mart…

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    rentier  over 15 years ago

    Very mysterious!

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    Ivy0730Lcsq  over 15 years ago

    Bad Hobbes!!! “Mom and Dad, where do I come from?”–Calvin

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    alondra  over 15 years ago

    They got you for a pile of fleas Calvin. Why do you think it’s called a flea market?

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    rentier  over 15 years ago

    Hobbes has the furcoat, fleas must be with him!

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    TapiocaHead  over 15 years ago

    I love Calvin expression. ‘Ok, Shoot’ and then the bewilderment! You gotta love Tigers!

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    Unclebup  over 15 years ago

    The real question is wehere did they get the enchanted tigrer.

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    prasrinivara  over 15 years ago

    Hint Calvin: they fell asleep in a bed on sale at flea market and the “stork visited”.

    (stolen from Doug Adams’ So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, where Fenchurch tells Arthur that she was conceived in left-luggage office at Fenchurch St. station).

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    wicky  over 15 years ago

    Is he suggesting that Calvin is an A/I?

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    thanks bmonk and steve3387 for helping me yesterday, would you guys like to be my first followers?

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    calvin was actually conceived on a ouiji board

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    hi bald, how’s it going?

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Love Hobbes smugness in that last panel! LOL

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    PTui2  over 15 years ago

    My parents were an ugly lot, They made me out of sand and snot. But I’ve overcome, I’m the handsome one. And everyone else is NOT…

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    JonD17  over 15 years ago

    well, that could explain one thing; most Flea Markets have a NO RETURN policy.. Wow, Hobbes, you are a Master of Evil!!

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    COWBOY7  over 15 years ago

    Another snooty expression from Hobbes. Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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    calvindino  over 15 years ago

    In the flea market, Inside a little basket, They found a baby boy, Who, they thought, would bring them joy, But, he played only with the tiger toy.

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    ninmas says:

    hi bald, how’s it going?

    i’m good, do i know you?

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    grammahotsho  over 15 years ago

    Calvin’s parents got fleased!

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    And here I thought they got babies at the regular stores! You know the ones–they all advertise the baby sales, half off… ;-)

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    ggwwtt  over 15 years ago

    Masterful, perfect…Every older brother (even a nice one like me) does the where you came from thing to the little guy sometime…but few a smooth as this.

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    wicky  over 15 years ago

    In the third panel, Calvin throwing a hissy fit is beautiful.

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    lazygrazer  over 15 years ago

    It’s clear neither one of them know a thing about how babies are hatched.

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    attyush  over 15 years ago

    Time for Calvin’s dad to tell him about the “bird and the fleas”

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    Radical-Knight  over 15 years ago

    Just GOOGLE it, Calvin. Hobbs ain’t gunna ”FESS-UP”!

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    cassy_o  over 15 years ago

    Ha-Ha Of course thats a bad hint!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Now and then, I go to Costco and see someone with a baby in the cart. I’ve never been able to see where they get them.

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    marvee  over 15 years ago

    Oh–oh! The facts of life according to Hobbes. At least, it’s more creative than the stork or the cabbage patch.

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    Lollygag  over 15 years ago

    Curiosity killed the Cat!!!

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    bmonk  over 15 years ago

    @chromosome, they prolly have the baby department hidden somewhere in the back rooms… ;-)

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    bald  over 15 years ago

    to chromosome: , i asked someone that once and she looked at me like i was nuts , well i kinda am but that is another story

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    redsheri  over 15 years ago

    This is almost as bad as when they tried to go to the Yukon together!:-)

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    bald: no, we just commented at the same time and i wanted to say hi.

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    would anyone else like to be a follower of mine?

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    jbsilverdragons  over 15 years ago

    this comic is really funny!

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    ninmas  over 15 years ago

    i know i’ve commented alot today… but i got a new avatar!YAY!!!

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    jbsilverdragons  over 15 years ago

    comments are the best thing to do.

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    cleokaya  over 15 years ago

    ninmas, keep commenting on the comics you read. I’ve been reading your comments all along. The more you comment, the quicker the rest of us get to know you. What happens, happens. Followers are kind of a natural progression of people getting to know you. Some people are interested in seeing what you have to say on a regular basis. Some people just have enough time to make their own comments. We’re glad you’re part of the group.

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    mrprongs  over 15 years ago

    I thought he was the Blue Light Special at K Mart.

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    Marderofski  over 15 years ago

    @mrprongs

    LOL, I thought so too. Much cheaper than Sears.

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