Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 30, 2010

Firing one!

On my mark…………………

Yikes! Calvin can’t be trusted.

I’m surprised she hasn’t broken the door down yet.

love hobbesieeee :)

Ready! Shoot! ……. Direct hit!

Oh boy …. when she gets the door open, it won’t be the notes being flushed.

Aaaaoooga, Aaaaoooooga, dive! dive! (Get that screendoor off my sub.)

Easy Cal easy.. you dont want to exhaust all the pages before you place ur demands!!

Calvin, do you want gray or pink marble for your tomb stone?

Calvin, have you ever heard of a swirly ???

Nice play, but what’s his endgame?

strategy doesn’t seem to be Calvins strong point!

Demands of staying up late. Seems to valid strategy, specially when he shows he means business. It won’t end well for you, but that life & war.

Yukoner said, about 4 hours ago

“Calvin, do you want gray or pink marble for your tomb stone?”

I was thinking two Granite slabs with Calvin in between.

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no marg, it’s fire two…….remember yesterdays flush?

Even ole Hobbes is pushing this one! Very unusual.

Take no prisoners, Calvin.

will both calvin and hobbs be flushed when Ros kicks down that door?

tune in tomorrow and find out

same C&H time same C&H channel

This is a chess game. Kasparov Calvin has Roz Fischer where he wants. Checkmate in 4 moves (4 daily strips). It is just my prediction, folks.

Calvin & Hobbes are two of a kind with a royal flush.

So, Calvin’s parents don’t have cell phones? Just threaten the kid with calling them, duh!

Melissa, Fortunately, cell phoes weren’t out yet when this was first published.

Melissa – cell phones were not so common in the 80’s when these strips were drawn.

Carmy – Watterson knows how to draw out the suspense … lol

this is one game of battleship that won’t go so well i thinks,,

Firing Number Two!

And the cost of baby sitting Calvin goes up by the page.

Time to go out back and cut a switch there, Calvin

Ha ha, looks like Rosalyn has allowed school to interfere with her education, unlike Calvin (and Hobbes too).

Calvin will pay for that…for sure…

Calvin, the last of the Kamikazes…

On no if Calvin saw Rosalyn’s face he be more determine actually its the opositise if Rosalyn seen Calvin’s face. Actually the two would tie for faces.

Calvin will be very SOOOORRRRRYYYY so he will be punished for flushing the babysitter’s notes in the john.

I love how the paper is almost as tall as Calvin is. This makes Calvin about 14” tall.

Rosalyn really isn’t as adept with children as she’d like to believe she is. Keep teaching her Calvin!

Rosalyn, Get on the phone and call Moe, Calvin’s friend from school. His gently persuasive manner will convince Calvin to return the papers and even dive in (voluntarily, of course) after the flushed sheets.

Wait for it…”Hobbes is using your notes as toilet paper Rosalyn!” FLUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHH! That’s all the strategy Calvin needs silly humans.

I’d be careful, Calvin. These things can turn ugly: http://www.switched.com/2008/11/14/why-you-should-never-try-to-steal-a-law-students-laptop/

Agree to all of his demands, get your notes back, then double cross the little %$#@!

Calvin might also want to think about and secure any alternate ways into the bathroom. Fun to watch Roz all frazzed because she just doesn’t quite get it – something about catching more flies with honey. At least she stopped calling him names. Also too bad Calvin hasn’t learned to handle that other bully in his life (Moe I think) with the same finesse.

As much as I love Roz, its still her fault. She let her guard down around Calvin and she should have know better. Its not the first time she dealt with him. But on the bright side, her spending money will go way up with her new fees!!!!!

Considering the look on her face in the first two panels, Captain Roz will now get out the torpedoes and blow the bathroom door off of its hinges. Her looks are priceless….

I don’t think that she got the door down, otherwise there wouldn’t have been anymore calvin and hobbes.

If he is flushing papers down the tube each flush weakens his negotiations . He had better start thinking about life after the last flush.

Why is Rosalyn so stubborn??

why can’t rosalyn go downstairs and blast open the toilet pressure vault so the toilet cant flush?