History is not names and dates. Real history is people and thoughts and events. I learned this when I discovered diaries and letters. Maybe I’m just a snoop, but I love reading “I was there” history. What will future historians do, now that blogs and email have taken over? In a hundred years all of this technology will be obsolete and inaccessible, while we are still able to decipher stone tablets, engravings and papyri of the past couple of millenia and more.“The reader would not believe that such things could be, but I was there and I saw it,” says Izaak Walton somewhere in his writings. Some of us are still reading it, too, Zack.
I don’t see how this kid is still in elementary school, when clearly, from what I’ve seen him say in previous strips, he is smart, and should be skipping grades. But then again, he gets himself into trouble at school too. Lol
The “history” that we are producing in this world these days is so intense and depressing that I would throw out the book myself….‘cept I can’t of course….
rentier almost 12 years ago
Easy learning!
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
The problem is broken down into an easily discarded chunks.
kelsendar almost 12 years ago
Atta boy!
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
American education at its best! (sarcasm)
ratlum almost 12 years ago
You can cover a lot of history that way,its probably cooked up history to suite one group or another anyway.
shazalusose almost 12 years ago
Yup, that is me
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
History is not names and dates. Real history is people and thoughts and events. I learned this when I discovered diaries and letters. Maybe I’m just a snoop, but I love reading “I was there” history. What will future historians do, now that blogs and email have taken over? In a hundred years all of this technology will be obsolete and inaccessible, while we are still able to decipher stone tablets, engravings and papyri of the past couple of millenia and more.“The reader would not believe that such things could be, but I was there and I saw it,” says Izaak Walton somewhere in his writings. Some of us are still reading it, too, Zack.
Phapada almost 12 years ago
every thing not easy on our life…
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
I read somewhere that drinking scotch was bad for me; I immediately stopped reading.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You should probably ask yourself if you feel lucky. Because someone is going to care that you don’t.
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
He doesn’t even learn from his own history.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Way to go, Calvin.
Just don’t fall asleep while you are in mid sentence.
xxx
gocomics12345123 almost 12 years ago
“I care not.” —Maceo, the chicken. :P
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
I used to read the first sentence of each paragraph and call it done.
barefootanarchist almost 12 years ago
It’s all BS anyway. History is written by the victors.
coz69 almost 12 years ago
Read ‘Little Big Man’ by Thomas Berger, one of the best so-called fiction stories of the early United States history. A great story.
DavidGBA almost 12 years ago
Calvin breaks down into little pieces in front of a big problem.
brick10 almost 12 years ago
It is only a lot of reading if you do it.
meowlin almost 12 years ago
History is… based on a true story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg7Q5UX_R0U
tuslog64 almost 12 years ago
Agreed. If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance,baffle them with BS!
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
By not caring, Calvin avoids a breakdown.
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
Calvin threw the book behind him; Miss Wormwood will throw the book at him.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
I don’t really care about history either.
pjclark almost 12 years ago
why read about it it’ll just repeat itself
Aaron Saltzer almost 12 years ago
I don’t see how this kid is still in elementary school, when clearly, from what I’ve seen him say in previous strips, he is smart, and should be skipping grades. But then again, he gets himself into trouble at school too. Lol
EricPost almost 12 years ago
One panel at a time.
khpage almost 12 years ago
The “history” that we are producing in this world these days is so intense and depressing that I would throw out the book myself….‘cept I can’t of course….
Mitchtheone almost 12 years ago
To true, Ghost..Too sadly true….
Gretchen's Mom almost 12 years ago
If every teacher explained history and literature this way, then maybe kids would find it MUCH more interesting!!!!! ;-)
Andy Griffith tells the story of Paul Revere’s Ride
Andy Griffith tells the story of Romeo & Juliet
skydancer11 almost 12 years ago
It’s amazing how Calvin can be such a downright genius and such a downright idiot at the same time.
i<3cheese over 11 years ago
Do I even care?…no! Will my mom kill me if I don’t do it?…yes