Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 30, 2014

Transcript:

Calvin: "Why do animals always walk in circles before they lie down?" Hobbes: "Sorry. Privileged information" Monster: "Psst! Hey kid!" Calvin and Hobbes: "MONSTERS" Calvin: "What do you want?" Monster: "There's a big, shiny toy for you under the bed. Come get it!" Calvin: "Oh sure! You just want me to come down there so you can grab me with some oozing appendage, slowly paralyze me with some vile secretion, and devour me alive! Nice try! Forget it!" Calvin: "Stupid monsters. All fangs and no brains" Monster: "Psst! Tiger! We'll give you some salmon if you push the kid over the bed!" Hobbes: "Is the salmon fresh?" Monster: "Hold on, I'll check. Yeah, it's fresh" Calvin: "HOBBES, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!"