Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 04, 2015

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Calvin: "Look Hobbes, this is my retirement fund" Hobbes: "A comic book?" Calvin: "This is the issue where they introduce the arch-villain "deathmeister"! In a few years, a rare mint copy of this will be worth millions of dollars" Calvin: "Needless to say, I bought five copies, sealed them an airtight plastic bags, and put them in a box in the closet, where the light and humidity won't affect their precious pages!" Hobbes: "How will these be rare and valuable if every kid in America has five copies?" Calvin: "We're all counting on the other guy's mom to throw them away"