Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 09, 2015
May 08, 2015
May 10, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Can I run the vacuum cleaner?"
Mom: "No, not until you're older"
Calvin: "I'm old enough! I could do it!"
Mom: "Well, maybe just this once, if you do a real good job"
Calvin: "That suppressed smile worries me"
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ’What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And that’s when the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.And that’s when the fight started…
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started…
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ’What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And that’s when the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.And that’s when the fight started…
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started…