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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 09, 2015
May 08, 2015
May 10, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Can I run the vacuum cleaner?"
Mom: "No, not until you're older"
Calvin: "I'm old enough! I could do it!"
Mom: "Well, maybe just this once, if you do a real good job"
Calvin: "That suppressed smile worries me"
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, âWhatâs on TV?âI said, âDust.âAnd thatâs when the fight startedâŠ
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive⊠So, I took her to a gas station.And thatâs when the fight startedâŠ
I asked my wife, âWhere do you want to go for our anniversary?âIt warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.âSomewhere I havenât been in a long time!â she said.So I suggested, âHow about the kitchen?âAnd thatâs when the fight startedâŠ
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, âWhatâs on TV?âI said, âDust.âAnd thatâs when the fight startedâŠ
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive⊠So, I took her to a gas station.And thatâs when the fight startedâŠ
I asked my wife, âWhere do you want to go for our anniversary?âIt warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.âSomewhere I havenât been in a long time!â she said.So I suggested, âHow about the kitchen?âAnd thatâs when the fight startedâŠ