Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 19, 2015
Transcript:
Hobbes: "Look, a snake!" Calvin: "A big one!" Hobbes: "Do you think it's poisonous?" Calvin: "Beats me. How can you tell?" Hobbes: "If it bite you and you die, it's poisonous" Calvin: "Har har" Hobbes: "Look how it glides along. It's almost like a liquid" Calvin: "I wonder how they do that" Hobbes: "He's flicking his tongue out" Calvin: "I think that's how they smell, but thy would they smell with a tongue?" Hobbes: "Do snakes have eyelids? Do they sleep with their eyes open?" Calvin: "Don't snakes eat mice? How could a snake swallow something bigger than it's own head?" Calvin: "Heck, We don't know ANYTHING about snakes" Hobbes: "Maybe your mom would get us a book" Calvin: "Yeah, let's go see!" Hobbes: "We'll be experts! We'll learn all there is to know!" Calvin: "Hey, wait a minute! It's summer! I'm on vacations! I don't want to LEARN anything" Hobbes: If nobody makes you do it, it counts as fun" Calvin: "Hmm... you really think so?? Both: "Cooooolll"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Hobbes is going to make sure Calvin turns out a well-rounded kid.
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Rats are bigger the mice aren’t they?
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Notice how Hobbes has his feet crossed in the last panel as he is reading the book, just like a real tiger.
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Mutts (May 12, 2003)Zits (July 31, 2013)The inside joke here is that Jeremy is reading a book that says “Zits” on the cover.Peanuts (April 6, 1969)Thatababy (December 9, 2010)Calvin and Hobbes (August 6, 1992)thirdguy over 9 years ago
A book about snakes, or a book about Zits……….that’s a tough one!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good work, Hobbes (both of you). Calvin will have a hard time deciding which cringe and/or fear-inducing creature to study for a living; insects, snakes, or lizards.
bluram over 9 years ago
Not every kid has a stuffed tiger as a mentor.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Nowadays you can just look it up on the Internet
Arthur Hermanson Premium Member over 9 years ago
Cool, is right. One of my all time favorites. And you know what, books during the summer are the best as they consist of your choice, not assigned. Right now reading to my granddaughters in the hammock out back are some of the great things in life.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
You go ahead, I’ll wait for the movie.
tripwire45 over 9 years ago
The joy of learning. Too bad the public school system beats that out of kids.
jessegooddoggy over 9 years ago
I love snakes but have not seen one in a few years. And I hike in the desert or mountains nearly every day.
Aaronious over 9 years ago
C&H are confused about poisonous vs venomous. Poisons are toxins you eat. Venoms are toxins injected into you via teeth, stingers, etc. Snakes are venomous, not poisonous.
Mokurai over 9 years ago
I hated writing book reports on assigned books, but when they let me choose my own, I was fine.
Poollady1 over 9 years ago
The next to the last panel says it all: Even work is fun if no one makes you do it!
UncleTim` over 9 years ago
Interesting factoid, Calvin: Snakes do not have eyelids, but lizards do!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
Apparently they cross their Front but not their Back feet.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
@Sailor 46 and @The Wolf In Your Midst: Heh heh. Very astute observations.
Number Three over 9 years ago
I saw some snakes in our local museum. When I lightly tapped on the glass, It’s head would be in line with my finger. It’s like I was patting them.
They were so cute. Also saw some boa constrictors and a cobra. Fascinating but not so cute.
xxx
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Is it time for a couple of snake jokes? No! Too bad…
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply”? They couldn’t, they were adders!
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake? Someone else’s!
And now for something completely different…
rentier over 9 years ago
I go now and look TV, they play “Die Macht des Schicksals” with Placido Domingo!!
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
And if you learn enough of these useless facts, you could win some money on Jeopardy.
paullp Premium Member over 9 years ago
Next to last panel: Tom Sawyer figured that out when he got all the other boys to whitewash the fence for him.
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Loved this strip the 1st time around & still loving it now…Lot of water under the bridge…