Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 03, 2015

The drawback of wearing a short sleeve shirt.

Been there, done that.

I think we’ve all made that mistake at one point or another.

A man a plan a canal Panama.A boy, a booger, a Calvin.

Kids are being taught to do this, now.

oh good…once again the oldie but goodie……………"he thinks it funny but it’snot…

Never said it wasn’t. But they’re being taught to sneeze into their crooked elbow, or down the inside of their shirt, to avoid hand-contagion.

For all of Calvin’s rebelliousness, he has indeed picked up at least one part of social courtesy from his parents: Don’t just sneeze out without covering up. Here’s one point for you, Mom & Dad!

Every year, when the cold season is coming, my heating doesn’t work and I need several days regulating the temperature. One time it is too cold and than it is too hot again. Every time, when it is too cold, I get a cold. It’s every year the same!!

To quote Lucille Ball, “Ew!”

My grandson thinks I’m weird because I always have a hankerchief in my pocket. It comes in handy.

funny gross but funny

It could be worse… you could have given yourself a “wedgie.”

It’s not like no one was around or anything. So you didn’t have to use your shirt.

I think way too many of us are way too germaphobic…

Something that stops my sneeze every time?

Saying “Shut up!” repeatedly.

No clue why, but it does.

When my grandpa had no tissue he hold one nostril closed with a finger and blew with full power through the other one! It was not fine to look, but it helped!!

Worse: having to sneeze just after having a bite of dinner. Your hands are occupied, your mouth is full, and your dinner is directly in the path of the spray if you do sneeze.