Fly the great big skySee the great big seaKick through continentsBustin’ boundariesTake it hip to hip rocket through the wildernessAround the world the trip begins with a kiss
Calvin’s ability to continue his Spiff adventures no matter what happens in “real life” has always amazed me, and this one was always one of my favorites, for the last panel.
if your stairs are steep, and not level, you will fall the stairs. if the stairs are certain carpet, you will fall. you could add borders and non-slip areas, that may help.
A man drives past a deli that has a sign: " One hundred dollars if we can’t make any sandwich you can name." The man goes in and asks for an elephant ear sandwich. A few minutes later, the server comes back with a crisp new hundred dollar bill. “Aha!” says the man. “No elephant ears in the kitchen, huh?” “It’s not that,” says the server, “Cook says he is not going to cook an elephant this late at night for one lousy ear sandwich.”
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
I don’t know what are worse, sarcastic aliens or aliens that don’t speak your language.-Technically, it is Spiff who is the alien.
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Well, she does have size 12 feet.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Many’s the time that I’ve been told to go roughhouse outside.
unnormal almost 9 years ago
It would be nice if he were to try to keep that ‘red blood’ off the carpet.
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Our zero is lucky to have regained consciousness at all.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Are “earthlingburgers” burgers made FOR earthlings, or burgers made OF earthlings? The latter would explain Spiff’s quick about-face.
rshive almost 9 years ago
Spiff looks sooo cool when he bounces.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
Cartoon characters are so durable that they can fall down the stairs without getting hurt.
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My favorite sci fi movie: ‘The Day the Earth Got Dissed’.
johndifool almost 9 years ago
Fly the great big skySee the great big seaKick through continentsBustin’ boundariesTake it hip to hip rocket through the wildernessAround the world the trip begins with a kiss
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
Calvin’s ability to continue his Spiff adventures no matter what happens in “real life” has always amazed me, and this one was always one of my favorites, for the last panel.
vwdualnomand almost 9 years ago
if your stairs are steep, and not level, you will fall the stairs. if the stairs are certain carpet, you will fall. you could add borders and non-slip areas, that may help.
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
Hope you’re ok going back up the stairs.
linsonl almost 9 years ago
A man drives past a deli that has a sign: " One hundred dollars if we can’t make any sandwich you can name." The man goes in and asks for an elephant ear sandwich. A few minutes later, the server comes back with a crisp new hundred dollar bill. “Aha!” says the man. “No elephant ears in the kitchen, huh?” “It’s not that,” says the server, “Cook says he is not going to cook an elephant this late at night for one lousy ear sandwich.”
yangeldf almost 9 years ago
you know, “earthling” could technically apply to any life form from the planet earth, which includes cows.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Yep. Parents are the most sarcastic people on the planet.
xxx
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
I know our kids felt this way about Mom and I from time to time…
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Actually, when your children are young and impressionable, they are irritated at how stupid their parents are!
Surprisingly, when they turn into young adults, they are amazed at how much their parents have learned…
heatherjasper almost 9 years ago
I love Calvin’s line in the last panel. “Sarcastic alien.” One never hears that phrase enough.