Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?Lance: What?Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.[kneels]Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like[sniffing, pondering]Kilgore: victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Captain Napalm’s kryptonite — the locked door.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Nice set of teeth for a six year old.I should be so lucky!
rentier over 8 years ago
Mom must help out and rescue from any hopeless situation!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Captain Napalm was wery famous in the ’60s in the Far East
Farside99 over 8 years ago
So, what kind of stuff does Captain Napalm arm himself with? Remember, this is supposed to be a 6-year old kid….
Rayodeluz over 8 years ago
Stupendous Man will save Captain Napalm
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
Is Hobbes’ Superhero Sidekick moniker Agent Orange?
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 8 years ago
When Bart Simpson got locked in a closet, he missed going out with the family for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Apparently, super hero MOMMMMMMM, is still available. Good to know.
P51Strega over 8 years ago
Super power: the ability to summon his mom anytime, anywhere.
I wish I could do that.Linda Pearson over 8 years ago
Way to go Calvin! So far, best laugh of the day.
Susie Derkins :D over 8 years ago
Just you wait 9 or 10 years and see what happens…
Godfather Vito over 8 years ago
Even super heroes need their mom
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?Lance: What?Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.[kneels]Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like[sniffing, pondering]Kilgore: victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
Number Three over 8 years ago
Bring a torch next time, Calvin and shine it upwards on your face. Like people do when they tell Halloween Stories.
xxx
tsandl over 8 years ago
And what could be a better example of the American Way, than a kid getting himself locked up and calling his Mom to bail him out?
yimhere over 8 years ago
…an obvious case of transformus interruptus….
LadyLew over 8 years ago
I think his name being Napalm is in poor taste.
cabler30 over 8 years ago
Forgot the flashlight to find a way out :P
Joken' over 8 years ago
I think Calvin’s mom might leave him in there a while, she need’s a break
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
“he quickly…” discovers the limitations of his super-human powers.
tea62 over 8 years ago
How does Calvin know about napalm?