Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 14, 2016

A p&j sandwich would be nice right about now.

I am convinced that the guy who invented smores, was really in big pharma, trying to increase the market for metformin and glipizide.

I like this strip!

Maybe you should cook on frying pans next time.

Next time try with Spaghetti. Just a skillet and tomato sauce.

They’re just cooking the hot dogs wrong. It should be stomped or whapped, it should be whomped.

The secret is in the herbs and spices.

You just learned the difference between cooked and burned!

Tyger, tyger, toasting brightBurning weiners in the night;Whatever youthful Calvin might try,Could tame thy fearful sausage…er…aye?

Happens with me and marshmallows…I can never get one just right, a perfect golden brown.

Frank Zappa would have loved it. So much he called an album “Burnt Weeny Sandwich”.

I always liked the sweet taste of cold hot dogs.

Soil-Encrusted, burnt hamburgers, I remember.And I didn’t have Hobbs to share the pain … and taste in my mouth.

Looks like the majority of the food I cooked in Boy Scouts except that one side was burned to a crisp and the other was raw.

What’s not to like about burned marshmallows?

A Gordon Ramsay in the making to be sure.

“Oh, I love food cooked out, Hobbes! Outdoors, you get your own choice of what you dislike the least: hard to say; when your only choices are burnt, charred, or incinerated!”

When I was a kid, we couldn’t afford jelly so I had to make good with pb and honey. In an effort to avoid cancer causing bacterial toxins and rat turds, I have converted to soy-nut-butter, which also provides complete meat protein.

Those were the best as a kid. The ones that started off pink and wound up charred black and stained your bun black. The ones that got stomped in the dirt were my faithful German Shepherd’s favorites.

guess they wanted to add some mineral to those dogs

You supposed to use wet sticks. But then, it wouldn’t be Calvin would it?

Yumm, hot dog jerky!

You’re not doing it correctly!!

I always liked hotdogs cooked on the burnt side… but then again, it’s a potential cancer risk.

Wow the last comment is always 4 years ago lol