Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 07, 2016

Your Dad is willing to trade a 6 year old and stuffed tiger for a weiner dog.

“You would be lucky to get a PT Cruiser.”

I’d go for that cruiser if it didn’t come with that airbag installed.

Stop now. There are just too many weiner jokes to resist and this is a family comic.

Great! Just Great! Now, no one will know what ratava99 and I were posting about unless I point out that a post featuring Drumpf behind the wheel of a PT Cruiser was deleted, presumably by the one who posted it.

Don’t want to give that guy any more exposure! As for me, Calvin and I know the truth is out there. I want to believe!

How mean

How mean

I don’t think that would work. They’ll be more interested in you Calvin.

Whoa! Mom as slave girl Princess Lea?

Anyone else think the moon looks like it has small eyes and a mouth?

Chad, I was thinking it’d been pinched from George Herriman

Star cruisers don’t come cheap these days.

“So why don’t you delete your nonsensical post and start fresh?” No way! There hasn’t been enough mystery in my life since “Murder, She Wrote” went off the air.

Usually the parents wan’t to sell the kids.

I wonder what they’ll do with the star cruiser?

Then if he knows they are aliens then they are not unidentified. They are looking for IFO’s or aliens.

As they said in :The Thing"" Keep watching the skies " hobbes !

The late model parent year was prone to rust; the new parent model has more horsepower which should be beneficial to Spaceman Spiff galactic quests.

I can see Calvin is well on the way to working on Wall Street or possibly a political future. Why sell your own soul when you can sell someone elses’.

waterson was and forever will be the best

I’m sure the feeling is quite mutual for them as well, Calvin.

xxx

I wonder if I can trade the Caddy for one…