February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Be careful, you might blow your brains out of your ears.
Calvin the volcano tries to blow his enemies off the planet.
The last time I did this, it felt like my eyes were gonna bug out!
You can’t sneeze with your eyes open. And you can’t lick your own elbow.
Sneezing blows your earmuffs off. Farting blows your shoes off.
I think Mythbusters tried to blow the shoes off of their dummy.
Why not blow yourself out of your shoes?
Someone should introduce Calvin to a little known invention called laces.
Sorry for the double post
Not successful yet, Calvin.
Laces bad. Vans good.
I was instructed by a doctor never to suppress my sneezes after I cracked a couple of ribs. When I sneeze, I sneeze.
“Holding it in” is one way to rupture an eardrum …
That moment when small text is in a really big burst bubble…
You should see what happens when you hold it in with your eyes wide open.
Now why would you want to do that Calvin?
As a kid, I found it strange that Calvin almost never took his shoes off unless he was in pajamas, in a swimsuit, or naked. I certainly don’t like to walk around my home in shoes.
It’s more likely to blow your underwear off.
I feel physically sick when guys hawk it up and swallow.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
You almost sound like a Roman Candle Calvin dear, be careful or you could get burned!
Something that always keeps me from sneezing? Saying Shut up repeatedly. No clue why it works, but it does.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Be careful, you might blow your brains out of your ears.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover about 8 years ago
Calvin the volcano tries to blow his enemies off the planet.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
The last time I did this, it felt like my eyes were gonna bug out!
orinoco womble about 8 years ago
You can’t sneeze with your eyes open. And you can’t lick your own elbow.
mizcraig about 8 years ago
Sneezing blows your earmuffs off. Farting blows your shoes off.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think Mythbusters tried to blow the shoes off of their dummy.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Why not blow yourself out of your shoes?
gantech about 8 years ago
Someone should introduce Calvin to a little known invention called laces.
gantech about 8 years ago
Someone should introduce Calvin to a little known invention called laces.
gantech about 8 years ago
Sorry for the double post
rshive about 8 years ago
Not successful yet, Calvin.
Habogee about 8 years ago
Laces bad. Vans good.
adrianrune about 8 years ago
I was instructed by a doctor never to suppress my sneezes after I cracked a couple of ribs. When I sneeze, I sneeze.
Somewhat Reticent about 8 years ago
“Holding it in” is one way to rupture an eardrum …
BiggerNate91 about 8 years ago
That moment when small text is in a really big burst bubble…
asianwoof about 8 years ago
You should see what happens when you hold it in with your eyes wide open.
Lagoulou about 8 years ago
Now why would you want to do that Calvin?
Stephen Gilberg about 8 years ago
As a kid, I found it strange that Calvin almost never took his shoes off unless he was in pajamas, in a swimsuit, or naked. I certainly don’t like to walk around my home in shoes.
oldsmkysyvr about 8 years ago
It’s more likely to blow your underwear off.
Andrew Capp about 8 years ago
I feel physically sick when guys hawk it up and swallow.
Daniel Quilp about 8 years ago
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
NotNurmal about 8 years ago
You almost sound like a Roman Candle Calvin dear, be careful or you could get burned!
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Something that always keeps me from sneezing? Saying Shut up repeatedly. No clue why it works, but it does.