Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 20, 2016

Be careful, you might blow your brains out of your ears.

Calvin the volcano tries to blow his enemies off the planet.

The last time I did this, it felt like my eyes were gonna bug out!

You can’t sneeze with your eyes open. And you can’t lick your own elbow.

Sneezing blows your earmuffs off. Farting blows your shoes off.

I think Mythbusters tried to blow the shoes off of their dummy.

Why not blow yourself out of your shoes?

Someone should introduce Calvin to a little known invention called laces.

Someone should introduce Calvin to a little known invention called laces.

Sorry for the double post

Not successful yet, Calvin.

Laces bad. Vans good.

I was instructed by a doctor never to suppress my sneezes after I cracked a couple of ribs. When I sneeze, I sneeze.

“Holding it in” is one way to rupture an eardrum …

That moment when small text is in a really big burst bubble…

You should see what happens when you hold it in with your eyes wide open.

Now why would you want to do that Calvin?

As a kid, I found it strange that Calvin almost never took his shoes off unless he was in pajamas, in a swimsuit, or naked. I certainly don’t like to walk around my home in shoes.

It’s more likely to blow your underwear off.

I feel physically sick when guys hawk it up and swallow.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

You almost sound like a Roman Candle Calvin dear, be careful or you could get burned!

Something that always keeps me from sneezing? Saying Shut up repeatedly. No clue why it works, but it does.