Calvin’s Mom has invented a novel version of the wedgie. The teegie? If she knotted it in back, maybe it would work as a covid mask. Ahead of the curve.
I picture Calvin the Lightning Bolt making the classic “Castle Thunder” sound effects, ala the old Universal horror movies and the older Disney and Hanna-Barbera cartoons, like this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8EYSZP77Ag
I was about Calvin’s age when I accidently blew up the tv set during a thunderstorm. We lived out in the country and the tv had to be hooked up to an antenna in order to get any programs to come in. Anytime there was a thunderstorm we had to disconnect the tv from the antenna as it was the tallest thing for lightning to hit.(This was back in the early to mid 1970’s) Well I wanted to watch tv so I hooked the antenna back up to the tv. Lightning struck and the tv was destroyed. Our “new” tv was a floor model tube television that my parents got somewhere that had to warm up for 5 minutes before you would get a picture and had to be shut off after 2 or 3 hours to avoid overheating and having the tubes burn out. We didn’t get a modern colour tv until the late 1980’s.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
They should lock away the tools.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Calvin is playing a bored* game, madame.
*See what I did there?
Space_Owl on GoComics about 4 years ago
i heard the loudest thunderclap of my life two days ago. scared my whole family.
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Does he have any built-in circuit breakers to stop him from wanton destruction???
codycab about 4 years ago
At this time, Calvin could at least have the classic Nintendo to pass the time.
orinoco womble about 4 years ago
How can Calvin “play a board game” unless Mom or Dad plays with him? You can’t play checkers by yourself, I’ve tried.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
It’s a good think she saw through his plans.
gbars70 about 4 years ago
I came, I saw, I surrendered…
Robin Harwood about 4 years ago
Play a board game? He’ll only have Hobbes to play with. And Hobbes cheats.
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
I’ve always wondered if Calvin is, indeed, a termite.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Calvin saw the light, his mother saw to that….
admiree2 about 4 years ago
A Mother: Human Lightning Rod for children with things in their hands that they should not have; AKA The Terminatoress!
InuYugiHakusho about 4 years ago
It’s gonna take more than a fraction of a second to reduce that house to a million pieces with that saw.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
I can’t see a kid like Calvin liking board games.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
I bet Calvin will take up demolition as a career when he grows up.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Calvin’s Mom always cuts into his me-time!
well-i-never about 4 years ago
I just like the dangling by the stretched t-shirt! That would make a nifty avatar.
Roy Lamberton about 4 years ago
at least he didn’t have a chain saw.
Whatcouldgowrong about 4 years ago
Calvin’s Mom has invented a novel version of the wedgie. The teegie? If she knotted it in back, maybe it would work as a covid mask. Ahead of the curve.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Ha ha! What a precocious little boy. My mother never let me play with hand saws inside, either!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Maybe lock Calvin in his room. At least localize the damage.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
70 years ago I started sawing the front porch off of our house.
KEA about 4 years ago
Calvin is just SO creative…
DanWolfie about 4 years ago
I picture Calvin the Lightning Bolt making the classic “Castle Thunder” sound effects, ala the old Universal horror movies and the older Disney and Hanna-Barbera cartoons, like this… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8EYSZP77Ag
MKC4 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin needs to be a writer……syfy?
johnec about 4 years ago
No, Calvin. Use the screw driver. So much quieter – they will never hear you coming!
Mermaid515 about 4 years ago
Name one board game you can play by yourself.
lkcelleo about 4 years ago
He’s mentally destructive , needs help.
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
I was about Calvin’s age when I accidently blew up the tv set during a thunderstorm. We lived out in the country and the tv had to be hooked up to an antenna in order to get any programs to come in. Anytime there was a thunderstorm we had to disconnect the tv from the antenna as it was the tallest thing for lightning to hit.(This was back in the early to mid 1970’s) Well I wanted to watch tv so I hooked the antenna back up to the tv. Lightning struck and the tv was destroyed. Our “new” tv was a floor model tube television that my parents got somewhere that had to warm up for 5 minutes before you would get a picture and had to be shut off after 2 or 3 hours to avoid overheating and having the tubes burn out. We didn’t get a modern colour tv until the late 1980’s.
tinstar about 4 years ago
Did you see what I saw?
edonline about 4 years ago
What’s faster than Calvin the Lightning Bolt? Calvin the Lightning Bolt’s mother.
fix-n-fly about 4 years ago
Let him go fly a kite outside.
skepii about 4 years ago
Woah Calvin chill
AnthonyVelasco about 4 years ago
Boy, this kids got a destructive imagination