You’re lucky to have a son who WANTS to remain outside. These days moms are facing the opposite problem-their offspring are too entranced by technology to leave the house.;-D
I once tried to explain to Mom that I should not have to dry the dishes because the FDA had determined that the practice spreads any spot of unkilled bacteria across all the dishes. Guess what? Mom took bacteria’s side.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Whatever Mothers’ say is reason.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
how do you know it’s like water and oil, Calvin, when you don’t pay much attention in class?
codycab almost 4 years ago
Just like you and reality, Calvin.
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
You’re lucky to have a son who WANTS to remain outside. These days moms are facing the opposite problem-their offspring are too entranced by technology to leave the house.;-D
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
If I was Calvin, I would not just be sauntering inside. The Snow Goons move quickly on snow. It’s sorta their turf…so to speak.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Maybe Mom was the one that created the snow goons as a tricky way to keep Calvin outside.
rentier almost 4 years ago
Like oil and water. But sometimes they are right in spite of it!!
josh_bisbee almost 4 years ago
Like I told my nephew: Moms trump all.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Look at the bright side, Calvin. At least with the snow goons about you have a reason to miss school.
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
Poor Calvin, it’s snow fair….
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
On the one hand, mom needs a little backstory. On the other hand, backstory be dammed, it’s getting late and Calvin needs to get inside.
scotta775 almost 4 years ago
Mom didn’t say Hobbes had to go inside.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
That and they may be as big as the goon created by Wiz in “Wizard of Id” today…https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2021/01/07?ct=v&cti=2208697
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 4 years ago
Drat, another epic battle that needs to wait until school is done.
Screaming_goat almost 4 years ago
Moms float on reason
Wait for it to reason
Cover yourself in mom
Fly
tripwire45 almost 4 years ago
Maybe there’ll be a sudden heat wave.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I get the point, but frankly, Calvin wasn’t really doing much in the way of killing them anyway.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Like every other mother, Calvin’s words are just more make believe nonsense.
delennwen almost 4 years ago
And the goons sing: “Raise a glass to the four of us, tomorrow there’ll be more of us!”
DanWolfie almost 4 years ago
My parents can be like that too. Sometimes I can’t even talk about my problems with them; they just want me to repress them!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Funny how, in later years, Mom’s reasoning of oil and water came together as a memorable Italian salad dressing! (You were right on most things, Mom!)
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Time to come back to reality; time for dinner then bed and scholl in the morning. (drat)
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
Best answer ever: “You can kill them tomorrow after school!”
Robert4170 almost 4 years ago
Reason uses premises. Check your premises, Calvin.
SweetSinger almost 4 years ago
Says the pot to the kettle
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
I once tried to explain to Mom that I should not have to dry the dishes because the FDA had determined that the practice spreads any spot of unkilled bacteria across all the dishes. Guess what? Mom took bacteria’s side.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
This is exactly how the Zombie Apocalypse starts. God, how I hope so.
mfrasca almost 4 years ago
Calvin has stumbled upon a real world application of von Neumann’s kinematic model thought experiment.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
The Snow Goons have multiplied, and are currently invading the Kingdom of Id.
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 almost 4 years ago
An Average Comic Reader about 2 years ago
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