Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 01, 1995

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Mom: Time spent "giving Jeff his space"...2 years, 11 months. Time spent "seeing where it goes with Irving"...5 years, 7 1/2 months. Time spent "getting to know Alex"...1 year, 1 1/4 month. Out of a universe of 15 million potential mates, 3 candidates have used up 9.7 years! Cathy: Sooner or later, we all regret giving Mom the calculator coin purse. Mom: Good news, Dear! At the current rate, we'll have a wedding by the year 3792!