Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 19, 1996

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Man:...So, I thought, why own ten pairs of shoes when I only have two feet? Cathy: Hee Hee...very funny. Man: Why own a closet full of clothes when I only have one body?? Cathy: HA HA HA! Man: Why have charge cards when everything there is to buy just adds clutter and obligation to life??! Cathy: Hoo ha! That's a good one! Ha, ha!!...Oh. Rats. I finally met a man with a sense of humor, except he wasn't telling a joke.