Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 08, 1998

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Man at party: Want to go out sometime? Cathy: Aack!! Emergency!! Flip to the mental excuses file!! "I'm engaged."...No! Where's my fiance? "I'm seriously involved." ..No! Why am I here alone? "I'm busy all month."..No! How about next month? "I'm too distraught over a recent break-up. I wouldn't be good company."...No! We'll want to cheer me up! You've been single for a thousand years! Isn't there anything better in there than that? Come on! Think! Think! Think! Wait a minute, why is it my problem? Why is the burden on me to reserve his ego?? Just tell him no! Say no!! Man: ..So, want to go out? Cathy: No! Man: Why not? Cathy: Aack!! Emergency!! Flip to the "sudden flu-like symptoms so I can't answer" file!! Cute Cute Cute Talking to me.