Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 27, 1998
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Saleswoman: The new tank suit with bikini bottom accentuates everything you have! Cathy: Really? Saleswoman: It makes a flat chest look even flatter... A flabby stomach look even flabbier, big thighs look even bigger... It's you as you never - in your wildest dreams - thought you'd see yourself!! The worse they feel about swimsuit #1, the better they feel about swimsuits #2-200.
Ouch