Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 27, 2008

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Cathy: Aren't you golfing today? Irving: I didn't get the tee time I wanted yet... but I put it out there in the universe, so we'll see. Cathy: You can't do that. Irving: Do what? Cathy: Put things out in the universe! That's women's turf! Irving: The universe is women's turf? Cathy: It's our affirmation zone! We release our affirmations into the universe with lavender bubble baths and ylang ylang meditation candles! You can't gunk up our universe with tee time requests! Irving: What?? Cathy: You already drink our diet soda... eat our lite popcorn... hog our closets... and program our remotes so we can't turn on the TV! The universe is ours!! Irving: Forget it! Keep your universe! I don't need your universe to play golf!! If it's meant to be, it will be! Cathy: Get back here! That's OUR sentence!!