Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 03, 2008
August 02, 2008
August 04, 2008
Transcript:
Saleswoman: What will you have? Woman in yellow: Diet soda! Woman in dots: Diet soda! Cathy: Diet soda! Blonde woman: I don't drink diet soda anymore! Our beloved diet soda is sweetened with aspartame, which has been linked to many extremely icky things including migraines, panic attacks, seizures, skin problems, weight gain, intestinal disorders......lupus, fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and death! Saleswoman: What will you have? Woman in yellow: Diet soda. Woman in dots: Diet soda. Cathy: Diet soda. Blonde woman: Also denial and memory loss!
don’t worry, the scientists will change their minds tomorrow and decide all that is GOOD for you.