Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 12, 2009
Transcript:
Saleswoman: In these hard times, flashy gifts don't matter. All that counts is what your Valentine sees when he looks into your eyes! Wrinkles! Droopy lids! Dark circles! Crepey skin! DAB DAB FILL SMUDGE POOF PAT SQUIRT DAB Cathy: Cupid used to aim for the heart. Now he goes for the sub-epidermal layer.
So, Cathy proves that fools don’t fall in love, they reach for their wallets. ..more rea$on for her Valentine’$ Day to go ka-ching ka-ching.