Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 20, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy (out of frame): $350 FOR THIS??!! Saleswoman: Hold it at your side and your hips become petite! Hold it in front and your thighs look minuscule! Hold it behind you and your derriere disappears! Cathy: ONLY $350 FOR THIS??! Saleswoman: Pricey for a handbag...so reasonable for a full-body makeover!
funnyfan928 over 14 years ago
Weel, at least that explains why they have ginormous purses in the first place! XD
NE1956 over 14 years ago
The sales lady just told Cathy that she has ginormous hips, thighs and butt. She needs a courtesy makeover.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
The word “derriere” and any synonym have left my vocabulary. There is not one adjective in the English language that can go before them that makes the couch less lumpy.
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
looks like luggage not a purse (and maybe not even “fitting in the carry on bin” sized luggage!) I prefer much smaller ones and manage to put what I need into them just fine!
Jascat over 14 years ago
It doesn’t seem to do any of the things the saleslady said for her…and it’s a ridiculous looking thing! Cathy’s first statement fit best: “$350 for THIS?” :-D
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
I carry a one-strap backpack. If someone is walking a bit too close, all I have to do is find an excuse to flip around nice and fast and it fixes that problem. You can’t do that with her silly handbag (the weight shift would knock her flat).
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
It’s just going to sit in the closet with all the other carp she’s bought.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
rac, I hope she learns her lesson from this…if you put carp in your closet, eventually it stinks
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
It’s so UGLY that peoples’ eyes focus on it like a car wreck, so they don’t notice your fat hips, thighs, or butt. They just wonder how anyone could buy something so ugly and pay $350.00 for it.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
didn’t know if bleeep bleeped, hawks
It does, but the resultant smell is still bad
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
That bag is much too huge, and I’m tall enough to carry it. At that point it’s basically a diaper or beach bag with a designer label (and price tag) on it.
flong2934 over 14 years ago
I miss the dogs. Can we move on to something that includes them again?