Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 26, 2010

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TURN OF THE CENTURY NEW YEAR'S EVE BABES 1900 strapped wire cage to backside to make rear look bigger. 2000 spent every spare second working on back: side to make rear look smaller. 1900 dabbed cheeks with powder to look "done up". 2000 researched, shopped for, tested and applied 46-step skin care and makeup system to look "natural". 1900 had dress made. 2000 looked at 32,000 dress options. Bought six. Plan to return five. Still wondering if pants are better. 1900 total prep time: five hours. 2000 total prep time: 5,000 hours and counting... Cathy: ...A date?? Are you kidding?? I haven't even started looking for a date yet!!