Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 13, 2012
June 12, 2012
June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Saleswoman: When you want to swim, just wrap yourself in a towel, wriggle out of the little cover-up skirt and hop to the side of the pool......Or, shriek that you see a spider, then whip off the skirt and dive under water while everyone's distracted......Or, stand up and say,"PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES! I AM ABOUT TO REMOVE MY LITTLE COVER-UP SKIRT!" Cathy: Why not just swim with the little cover-up skirt on? Saleswoman: Wouldn't want to call attention to yourself.
Heaven forbid Cathy draw attention to herself. A fashion fail would be worse, so yeah Cathy, listen to lightenup.
Morning Susan early bird If I can return to work, it’ll be end of summer. I’m not gonna last that long though. Too much time on my hands. I’m not a sit still kind of guy. Morning lightenup. lightenup jr made me smile with yesterday’s comments. She’s adorable. Kinda hate that though because I thought we agreed that adorable was MY job. We’ll talk about this later.
hi mom!