Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 21, 2012
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Mom (from phone): Stress causes fat cells to hyperventilate, fluff up with air and look round and plump... Cathy: ...Sniff...Really, mom? Mom (from phone): Fear makes the body puff out in defense and appear larger than it actually is... Cathy: It does?? Mom (from phone): Airborne lycra molecules coat the contact lenses and magnify everything you see! Saleswoman (out of frame): Miss?? Cathy: Sorry. Are they all in line for this room? Saleswoman: No. They're in line to talk to your mother.
Signing in for my Mom to wish SUSAN NEWMAN a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!.She says HI to all Cathy fans, and misses everyone. She checks in on weekends, and left a message last Sunday nite, but is afraid no one read it because it was so late.
Everyone take care