Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 10, 2013

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Cathy: I am woman! Hear me roar! Charlene: I am woman! Hear me roar, then check out my cute navel ring! Cathy: My generation worked from dawn until midnight to prove women are equal in the workplace! Charlene: Of course I'm equal, and I don't have to dress like one of the boys to prove it! Cathy: We put off relationships and families to lobby against sexual discrimination and harassment! Charlene: If men can't keep their lecherouse eyeballs to themselves, it's their problem! Cathy: We sacrificed everything so women would quit being viewed as mere sex objects! Charlene: I have brains, talent, a will of iron and abs of steel! Cathy: We opened doors for you! Transformed the world for you! We empowered you! Charlene: I have the company logo tattooed on my thigh and the legal department on auto-dial! Saleswoman: May I help you? Cathy: Yes, I want the last 25 years back.