Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 17, 2014
June 16, 2014
June 18, 2014
Transcript:
Cathy: That grocery store?? Oh, no! Definitely not that one! Irving: That's the third store you've rejected, Cathy. Cathy: It's our first time grocery shopping together. I want it to be special. I've heard of another grocery store on the edge of town...... there! There it is! Irving: What do they have that's so special? Cathy: Cashiers who have never seen me and have no idea what I usually buy. Irving: Ah. The gourmet delusion section.
LOL I asked a cashier at our nearest store about this one time. She said they just scan it all through and hardly ever notice anything. ONE time in 15 years, she noticed that an elderly gentleman was buying boxes of condoms. I mean, you literally have to be that memorable to even get noticed. Trust me, Cathy, no one is thinking about you.