Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 21, 2014
Transcript:
Salesman: A $299 value! Less the $100 mail-in rebate! Less the $50 trade-in rebate! Less the $149 activation bonus! Activate 2 lines and we'll give you 3 phones! Activate 3 lines and we'll give you 6 phones! Activate 5 lines for 3 years and we'll give you 19 phones... a totebag... cap... headset... cubic zirconia navel ring... and use of a time-share in Maui! Cathy: Goodbye, knight in shining armor. Hello, knerd with a service agreement. Salesman: Just say "I do."
Knerd…knight…get it? No?