Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 12, 2015
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Cathy: OOF. Caption: The supermarket saver club...the other supermarket bonus buy club...the other supermarket smart shopper club...the discount drugstore extra value club...the discount warehouse cost cutter's club...the discount software better bargain club...the video rental club...the other video rental club...the other video rental club...the other video rental club...the other video rental club...the other video rental club...The frequent flier club...The frequent flier club...The frequent flier club...The frequent flier club...The get-the-card-punched-nine-times-and-the-tenth-frozen-yogurt-is-free club...the get-the-card-punched-nine-times-and-the-tenth-car-wash-is-free club...the get-the-card-punched-nine-times-and-the-tenth-pair-of-pantyhose-is-free club...........The Cathy: MY PURSE WEIGHS THIRTY POUNDS AND IT ISN'T MY FAULT Caption: Club
This is why I just had to go with a much smaller purse than I used to carry because they all weighed a ton too, which was beginning to cause me back, neck, shoulder, and arm pain. Going smaller forces me to carry only what I really need to get me through the day and it’s helped to stop all that pain I was beginning to de-velop too. Win-win for me! :-)
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As for Cathy . . . why is she carrying around a bunch of cards if she doesn’t need them at that very moment? If she’s not goingto rent a video, leave the cards at home until she does. Ditto regarding the frequent flier club cards if she isn’t going on a trip, etc., etc. By carrying all those useless cards around at the same time when it’s absolutely unnecessary, it’s a virtual guaranteethat no matter where she is, she definitely won’t be able to find the card she really needs at the time she needs it because it’llbe lost among all the others (not to mention everything else she carries) in the bottomless pit of her ginormous 30-lb. purse!!!
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Hi, rgcviper!
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summerdog: Good one! And so on point where Cathy’s con-cerned too. Only the best will do for out little shopaholic, you know!!!!! ;-)
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Dr. KFG: I’m so happy to “see” you here, Girlfriend!!! Seems like ages since we last heard from you so I was beginning to wonder if you had run off and done the Doctors Without Borders program (is that the right word for it?) again and I had somehow missed the announcement. Glad to see you’re still here with us after all!!! :-)
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Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyonehad a really nice weekend! :-)
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