Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 21, 2019
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Transcript:
Vivian: us: available to work out 24/7. Electra: Them: got a tread-mill and a trainer. Vivian: Us: happy to dispose of all table scraps. Electra: Them: bought a garbage disposal. Vivian: Us: willing to snuggle on the couch for hours. Electra: Them: signed up for relaxation lessons. Vivian: Us: ready to terrify intruders. Electra: Them: bought a burglar alarm. Vivian: And now, the final blow. The dis beyond comprehension. The unthinkable. Us: genetically built to rip things to pieces with our wolf-like fangs and powerful jaws. Electra: Them: bought a document shredder. Vivian: Our jobs have been outsourced. Electra: Ironically, we undercharged.
I suppose the difference between the furry multi-taskers and the purchased single-taskers is that they work on command and don’t fart.