Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 02, 2021
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Transcript:
Saleswoman: This year we have a swimsuit for every different body type! There's a suit for your pre-breakfast body... ...And one for your post-breakfast body! One for your post-mid-morning snack body... Post-lunch body... Post-frappuccino body... Post-mid-afternoon energy bar body... Post-late-afternoon popcorn body... Post-pre-dinner grazing body... Etcetera. In youth, we shop for a perfect suit. In maturity, we think wardrobe.
If we are mature, we stay away from situations that would involve putting on a bathing suit in the first place ; )