Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 14, 2021
November 13, 2021
November 15, 2021
Transcript:
Man:...So ladies, how's it going? Woman: Fabulous! I have realized my G.P.F.! Cathy: Me, too! Man: Excuse me? Woman: My genetic potential for fitness. Cathy: TA DA! Woman: Every woman who ever lived in my family has had big thighs......there's no way my thighs aren't going to be big! Cathy: I'm predisposed to have a thick waist and a problem rear, and......voila! Woman: It's genetically impossible for my thighs to get and stay thin! Cathy: A thick waist and problem rear are encoded in my DNA! Women: THIS IS WHO I AM! MY GENETIC POTENTIAL FOR FITNESS HAS BEEN REALIZED, AND I CAN NOW EAT DESSERT WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE! Man: My genetic potential for commitment is used up. I have to go meet someone else now. Woman: QUITTER!! Cathy: Men just don't know how to take responsibility for themselves.
I can’t use that excuse. My parents joined Weight Watchers years ago and lost a lot of weight and have kept it off. I’m definitely the chubby one in the family. And I will always eat dessert. Yum.