C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for January 03, 2015

How long before Donna is indicted for bigamy?`

They don’t smoke only Malboro in mexico

Oh, great. Donna goes from Pig Pierre to doper/cartelist Ted. Way to upgrade, princess!

This engagement will go up in smoke.

Sooner or later gravity will restore itself and Donna will realize it’s just a piece of string.

Ooooh, this is NOT gonna last… then again, Pierre can’t afford any diamonds.

Oh, I almost forgot—so Donna, can I have the Lexus?

I bet you didn’t know that Nab used to be the lead writer for several CBS after school specials.

Diamonds are so passé. Unless it’s platinum and star sapphires, forget about it.