Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for July 02, 2013
July 01, 2013
July 03, 2013
Transcript:
"Channel 10 news now"
"in a lighter vein...a man at the Winkle Sleep Disorder Clinic reported that he dreamt he was a muffler. Apparently, he woke up exhausted."
A kicker worthy of a legendary Baltimore anchor named Jerry Turner. Turner used to leave everyone with a joke, usually a lame one, at the end of each newscast. Frequently, they were gags he wrote. In a favorite joke (considering how many times he told it), there was a collision somewhere on the open ocean between two tankers, one carrying black paint, one carrying red paint. As the liquid cargoes mingled in the water, the crews had to swim through the mingling paint to reach an uncharted island, the only patch of land for miles in any direction. When last we looked in on them, they were still on the island…
Seriously. That is an old and very well-known joke. I hope you’re not buying gags from someone because if you are I would get a new gag writer because he’s stealing your money by selling old jokes.
TheWildSow over 11 years ago
Then he dreamt he was a Goodyear, and woke up tired.
bradatwellbird over 11 years ago
He awoke to find his problems were manifold.
starlilies over 11 years ago
He woke up to… aw heck, he just woke up.
K M over 11 years ago
A kicker worthy of a legendary Baltimore anchor named Jerry Turner. Turner used to leave everyone with a joke, usually a lame one, at the end of each newscast. Frequently, they were gags he wrote. In a favorite joke (considering how many times he told it), there was a collision somewhere on the open ocean between two tankers, one carrying black paint, one carrying red paint. As the liquid cargoes mingled in the water, the crews had to swim through the mingling paint to reach an uncharted island, the only patch of land for miles in any direction. When last we looked in on them, they were still on the island…
Still marooned.
DanReynolds over 11 years ago
Seriously. That is an old and very well-known joke. I hope you’re not buying gags from someone because if you are I would get a new gag writer because he’s stealing your money by selling old jokes.