Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 15, 2003

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Man: Excuse me, are you using that ketchup? Man 2: What? You want this ketchup? Did it ever occur to you to make sure you had ketchup before you placed your order? What about this guy over here? What if he's been coming to this restaurant for years and always uses this bottle of ketchup? Should I check with him before I place it on your table? And I see you don't have any pink sweetener packets in your sugar basket. Are you going to come to me wanting pink sweetener packets next? I'm going to place the ketchup on your table, take your salt and place it on his table, and just keep the pink packets where they are! End of story! Gary: Poor guy's in charge of team formation for Megawoods soccer club. They just handed out the rosters last week.