Cleats by Bill Hinds for July 31, 2016
Transcript:
George Oliver: Hey, Coach Nordling! Coach Nordling: Coach Oliver! How's it going? Oliver: It's gone hot and humid - but you know that. You're sweating more than I am. How far did you go? Coach Nordling: Oh, I'm not jogging. I just like to sit here and watch. I did park on the far side of the parking lot, though. Oliver: You need to get that body moving, Chester. You'd drop weight in no time. Nordling: In some South Sea cultures, a substantial girth is admired. Oliver: Trust me - that's not going to catch on here. Come on. One lap around the lake. We'll walk it. Nordling: Okay, but I just don't think this body was made for exercise. Oliver: I know one thing - that body wasn't made BY exercise.
Can’t please ’em all, huh?